1. creativekarateka:

    karkatlicious:

    avidoatlion:

    lifemocker:

    thejordanator:

    An expertly done three point turn

    Weren’t expecting that house

    #I have never seen someone nope that hard before

    #our house #in the middle of the street

    Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

    (Source: cannabinomad, via universalwtfs)

     
  2. belieiveinsomething:

    princess-mishaps-palace:

    cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

    Made me think differently about abortion

    (via thatsongthatgoesuhuh)

     
  3. noelledino:

    deductionhunters:

    chocolateist:

    i-want-cheese:

    bakaandty:

    i-want-cheese:

    blogorgtfo:

    assbutt-in-the-garrison:

    Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

    Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

    Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

    No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

    Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
    Math
    Driving
    Light
    Anything causes them

    Favorite answer so far.

    Math.

    Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

    Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

    Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

    (via pikaboo99)

     
  4. the-nope-train:

    Please excuse me while I go laugh for a hundred years.

    (via universalwtfs)

     
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  6. Anonymous asked: Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?

    thefrogman:

    I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing. 

    I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.

    First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain. 

    Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”

    If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words. 

    And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along. 

    In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.

     
  7. maitrebate:

    scotsmcall:

    zaynyboy:

    ok but literally how

    harry potter is real and he is canadian

    (via dutchster)

     
     
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  10. fuckyourracism:

    sugoi-rudeboi:

    jelizabeth41:

    lyriciss:

    petitfemmenoir:

    THIS IS NOT NEWS

    I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

    👆👆👆👆👆

    BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

    Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

    (Source: thanoblesavage, via purpleas)